We at Springhills have let this slide for far too long… Fish are our friends. Not our punchline. 🤣🐟
Here are 7 ways you might be low-key insulting our underwater heroes 🙃
“HOLY MACKEREL!”
The mackerel is not the Pope. It’s not Gandhi. The mackerel just wants to be an everyday fish.
“THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA”
Haven’t you read the news in the last few decades? In many places, the seas are emptying faster than an airport during COVID.
“DRINK LIKE A FISH”
If you drink like a fish, you’re definitely getting stuck as the designated driver. Fish like trout don’t even drink water—let alone a 6-pack!
“BOTTOM FEEDER”
Those poor, hard-working fish are literally cleaning the planet all day. Let’s show some respect!
“SLEEP WITH THE FISHES”
Fish don’t even sleep. And they did not consent to being part of organized crime metaphors.
“LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL”
You’ve obviously never tried catching the last fish in a tank. You’d have an easier time finding a lost kid at Disneyland.
“COLD AS A FISH”
They just vibe with the environment. Sorry they don’t waste calories on something as ridiculous as staying warm.
Our fish thank you for keeping your humour dry… and proFISHional!
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