What does your favourite fish say about you?

The team at Springhills turned fish biology into personality profiles, and we’ve been laughing for days!

Disclaimer: the results are uncomfortable accurate and may cause spontaneous self reflection.

Rainbow Trout

Just like this master of camouflage, you’re a social chameleon who’s adaptable and knows exactly how to read the room. You float between friend groups — and somehow leave with all the juiciest gossip.

Arctic Char

Born to thrive in icy waters, you’ve got a core of steel wrapped in cool vibes. Life throws you more shade than it throws at others, but you just smirk, flip your fins, and keep swimming like it’s none of your business.

Coho Salmon

You’re a salmon — so people think they’ve got you figured out. But you’re actually a rare and special variety, thank you very much. Mysterious, misjudged, and always one swim ahead.

Atlantic Salmon

You’re not just a fish — you’re the fish. Like the Atlantic salmon, you go global, turn heads, and set the standard wherever you swim. Elegant, influential, and always three trends ahead.

Pickerel (Walleye)

With night vision eyes and sharp instincts, you see through the BS before it even surfaces. Quiet, strategic, and definitely the one who ghosts first — and with good reason.

Yellow Perch

Schooling fish with great taste in company. Like the perch, you’re social, loyal, and low-key a little spicy (just ask your ex). You keep the vibes light, the snacks coming, and everyone in the loop — MVP at every potluck.

Halibut

This flatfish knows how to stay grounded — literally. Like the halibut, you’re calm, steady, and impossible to rattle. Also: would win at “who can nap the longest.”

Lake Whitefish

You’re an old soul — like, Ice Age old. Calm, classic, and full of quiet wisdom. Probably into knitting, shuffleboard, or judging others’ Spotify choices from a moral high ground.

Shrimp

You’re not a fish — and honestly, you’re fine with that. You like the ocean, the drama, and the seafood platter, but you play by your own crustacean rules. Bold, bubbly, and a little extra… you’re the wildcard in every group chat.